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THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SAY PAST MIDNIGHT will proclaim the week of September 20th as "Dial-A-Mattress Week." There will be a total of 2 sets of Queen-sized mattresses (1st place), 6 sets of pillows (2nd place), and a mattress pad (3rd place) raffled to lucky theatregoers spread over the six performance days of the week of September 20th.

"HYSTERICALLY FUNNY!
I had the best time and so did everyone around me!"
-- Liz Smith, Syndicated Columnist

"Riotously funny!"
-- David Kaufman, Daily News

"Sexy, fresh and wildly funny!"
-- Mary Campbell, Associated Press

"Funny, sexy and entertaining!"
-- Clive Barnes, New York Post

"John Rando directs this wacko raunch with energy."
-- Donald Lyons, New York Post

"Hilarious! Wow - what fun!"
-- David F. Richardson, WOR Radio

"A screwball bedroom comedy, sublimely ridiculous! The evening comes off beautifully!"
--The New Yorker

"'Seinfeld' with sex scenes. I laughed a lot!"
--Martin Denton, nytheatre.com

"Racy, funny and libidinous! If you liked 'Theres Something About Mary,' you'll love 'MIDNIGHT'!"
--Cindy Adams, NY Post

"Funny! A highly polished comedy!"
-- Aileen Jacobson, Newsday

"Picking ourselves up off the floor after MIDNIGHT's final trio of uproarious stage orgasms, we're reminded of how marvelous it feels to laugh with a room full of strangers. An irreverent comedy devoted to alternate lifestyles and kinky sex that would make the Happy Hooker blush. A startling and utterly fresh view of life and love. The laughter comes from all sides. Hilarious!"
-- Ricky Spears, In Theatre Magazine